Quotes of the Week:

[trinsy]

• You guys spend too much time with SquareBob! ~ Dr. Smith

• I play games with myself and surprise myself! ~ Dr. Anderson (and he was talking about mind games, but still!)
  

• The majority of adults in the U.S. suffer from lower back pain.  So you want to have really strong abs to prevent that. ... But I work out all the time, and I had to have back surgery this summer. ~ Dr. Anderson

• ... but there are a lot of other factors, and that doesn't always work. ~ Dr. Anderson, after giving a long explanation about how to prevent heart failure or whatever

• You guys know I try to be really sensitive when I talk to people.  So I say to [my 300 pound friend], "Jim, I'm not going to play basketball with you anymore unless you go to a doctor, because I don't want to have to give you CPR." ~ Dr. Anderson
  

• Trinity: I named my professors after characters on Lost.
  Lena: You should make Dr. Anderson an Other!
  Trinity: I can't, I made Dr. Bowles an Other.
  Lena: WHY?
  Trinity: Because he looks like an Other.
  Lena: He also looks like the Easter Bunny, but we don't go around expecting to get chocolate from him!

• I know!  You could name your professors after characters in Pirates!  And Dr. Anderson could be Barbossa: all he wants is an apple! ~ Camryn