Quotes of Yesterday:

[trinsy]

• Who gets ownership of a placenta? ~ Camryn, in a discussion about Tom Cruise
• It’s like, asking someone to marry you at a funeral, and then right below that, asking someone to prom at Varsity! ~ Camryn, on the most awkward places to ask people out
• Brian: He [referring to his female friend’s dad] gave me a book once.  It was called Eight Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter.
  Trinity: *laughs*
  Brian: We never went out.
  Trinity: Why, were the rules not simple enough?
• “Brittany Wants Out!”  Yeah, out of your magazine! ~ Trinity, reading the cover of Us Weekly