“I never liked your spinach puffs! NEVER!”

[trinsy]

When I grow up and have a dinner party, I will always leave my toaster on the kitchen counter.  And if anyone asks me about it, I will say, “Yes, I toast things, and I’m not ashamed to admit it!”

Some random quotes I recently rediscovered, in honor of the fact that I will see Camryn in less than a week:

*Camryn and Trinity are at the beach, wading around it about waist deep water.  It is important to note that Camryn hasn’t shaved her legs in a few days.  Camryn and Trinity run into each other.*
Trinity: Dude, your leg is as hard as a shark!
Camryn: *laughs* What?
Trinity: Rough!  I meant to say rough as a shark!
Camryn: *frowns*
Trinity: You know, because sharks have rough skin....
Camryn: ...
Trinity: *mumbles* It was in a book I read.

Hungry?  Need a Weapon?  Pray the Rosary. ~ Camryn, misreading a bumper sticker (it was “angry”, not “hungry”)

Don’t try to change the subject by using logic! ~ Trinity

Her voice is so high-pitched I don’t think even dogs can hear her! ~ Trinity, on the narrator of Jane Eyre

Imagine if I’d had a little sister as cute as me! ... You’re so lucky! ~ Trinity to Camryn, in a general act of modesty

Camryn: It doesn't even look like the Virgin Mary!
Trinity: It looks like Madonna!
Camryn: That is the Virgin Mary!
Trinity: ....
~ A random convo Cam and I had about the Virgin Mary grilled cheese (and for the record, I was talking about Madonna the singer)

(Note: I fully understand if you don’t get any of the above quotes, because they’re all inside jokes Cam and I have, but this last one is purely for Cam. So if you’re not Cam, don’t bother reading it.)

The chair is really hot? ~ Camryn, mistranslating a sentence I signed to her at Starbucks

Comments

[avonleigh.livejournal.com]

lolololzzz!!!11

Hehe. That was wonderful. I loved it. Thank you; I needed to laugh today.

*hugs you* See you in less than a week!!