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trinsyOn having to verify her signiture in a London gift shop: "I tried to explain to the guy how my signatures are never the same. He told me I shared too much with him."
After describing a girl she met in only simple sentences: "(I apologize for no sentence variation, she, she she...etc. I am crunched for time!)"
Describing London to me: "You would like London because all the people walk freakishly fast!!! I am a slug here. I try and try to walk super fast ... but they are mutants!"
On walking from her hotel to the bookstore: "The hotel lady said it would only take 10 minutes to get there. Unless you are an olympic medalist there is no way it would have taken 10 minutes."
On taking her luggage from her London hotel to the taxi: "Imagine me, tired looking, puffy hair, in the rain, trying to pull two cows, all on cobblestone."
On taking the luggage from the taxi into the airport: "Straining to pull my luggage up a massive curb, I'm talking 18 inches, a English woman snarled at me, yes snarled."
On rushing through the airport to make her flight: "I was moving at the speed of light (low wattage)."
Maybe these are funnier if you know her but ... I seriously laughed for five minutes over the last one!
After describing a girl she met in only simple sentences: "(I apologize for no sentence variation, she, she she...etc. I am crunched for time!)"
Describing London to me: "You would like London because all the people walk freakishly fast!!! I am a slug here. I try and try to walk super fast ... but they are mutants!"
On walking from her hotel to the bookstore: "The hotel lady said it would only take 10 minutes to get there. Unless you are an olympic medalist there is no way it would have taken 10 minutes."
On taking her luggage from her London hotel to the taxi: "Imagine me, tired looking, puffy hair, in the rain, trying to pull two cows, all on cobblestone."
On taking the luggage from the taxi into the airport: "Straining to pull my luggage up a massive curb, I'm talking 18 inches, a English woman snarled at me, yes snarled."
On rushing through the airport to make her flight: "I was moving at the speed of light (low wattage)."
Maybe these are funnier if you know her but ... I seriously laughed for five minutes over the last one!
