“You should try it in heels!”

[trinsy]

You know you rarely never wear heels when:

• You don’t know the difference between a heel and a wedge
• Even the guy in the shoe department thinks it’s wimpy that you won’t wear anything higher than 2 inches
• You stand up in the heels and immediately begin to wobble about like a drunk
• Don’t even get me started on what happens when you start walking!

But the ultimate way you know you never wear heels:

• You have to ask the guy in the shoe department how to put them on

Comments

[figs-133.livejournal.com]

Hah. You make me laugh. :]

[trinsy-fics.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

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