How to pack Trinity style:

• First, you should have two suitcases: one for clothes, one for toiletries.  This way, if one of your suitcases is lost, either you or your clothes will be clean.  Come on, you can't have it all.  Exception: Deodorant should go in the suitcase with clothes so that you can keep them clean should you lose your toiletries.  You won't really be needing it if you're wearing two-day-old clothes anyway.
• Pull all your shirts out of your closet, hangers and all, and lay them on your bed.  Remove hangers.  Fold stack of shirts over once, and drop them into open suitcase.
• Drop pants, shorts, and pajamas on top of these.
• Shove underwear, socks, and any shirts or other clothing items you missed initially into any free spaces you find.
• Do not, under any circumstances, fold your clothes in anything resembling a civilized manner.  Folding clothes is for losers.  You don't want to be a loser, do you?
• Put all toiletries in plastic grocery bag.  Tie closed.  Drop into other suitcase.
• Repeat process with any extra pairs of shoes.
• Neither your clothing nor your toiletries need to be easy to access in the event that you might actually need to use them before unpacking.  In fact, if getting a change of clothes is easy, you're probably doing it wrong.
• Pray that neither suitcase weighs more than fifty pounds.
• Depart.