Falling apart NOT at the seams...

Okay, so I seriously don’t even know what to do.  I only have one pair of jeans, and last night I discovered that they have developed a hole in the butt!  So now I have no jeans!  Actually, no pants!  I seriously don’t even know what to do.  I mean, I can’t walk around in a skirt all the time!! Like it’s not enough that my life is falling apart!  My jeans had to too! What the crumb?