“You should try it in heels!”

[trinsy]

You know you rarely never wear heels when:

• You don’t know the difference between a heel and a wedge
• Even the guy in the shoe department thinks it’s wimpy that you won’t wear anything higher than 2 inches
• You stand up in the heels and immediately begin to wobble about like a drunk
• Don’t even get me started on what happens when you start walking!

But the ultimate way you know you never wear heels:

• You have to ask the guy in the shoe department how to put them on

Comments

[figs-133.livejournal.com]

Hah. You make me laugh. :]

[trinsy-fics.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

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[avonleigh.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't be embarrassed; you should be proud!

On Monday, we went to see some Polish Dancer folks at the Opera House, and I didn't have any nice shoes, so I borrowed some from my roommate. They were super cute, but they had like, three-inch heels, and I seriously wanted to die. I think I pulled a muscle I didn't even know I had, and it felt like my toes had been cut off.

Heels, I am convinced, were invented by a man possessed by Satan, and that is why I will never wear them again.

[trinsy-fics.livejournal.com]

I hate heels too!

But trust me, the guy was really hot! So it was embarrassing!