Oh...

[trinsy]

Tonight I discovered the reason children are supposed to, ideally, have a mother and a father.

I also realized my mom has been wearing both hats for way too long.

The Difference Between Guys and Girls:

Mother: Your sister's cell phone has been stolen. I -
Girl: Ohmigosh! When? How? Is she okay???
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Mother: Your sister's cell phone has been stolen. (pause) I need to cancel the plan.
Guy: Okay.

Jerry the Frog Spoof Line of the Moment: Aragorn: Arwen, you’re dang hot, but I think this whole war and death and doom thing might make our relationship difficult.
Elrond: No daughter of mine will be going out with some shiftless mortal!
Arwen: I hate you, daddy!I’m going to go to my room and waste away pathetically.
Aragorn: …And that’s the story of my love life.

Deep Thought of the Day: As we were driving, we saw a sign that said, “Watch for Rocks”. Marta said it should read, “Watch for Pretty Rocks”, and I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, and she started saying it was a joke, just to get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy! ~ Jack Handy

Comments

[avonleigh.livejournal.com]

Um. You can't keep doing this, you know. This being leaving leading posts, obviously. It makes one very curious, and as one does not get to speak with you very often, one becomes sad and curious, which is not a good combination (I don't know why, it just seemed the thing to say).