Trinity and the Best Thesis Statement EVER

[trinsy]

I wrote this thesis statement at lunch the other day.  It's probably the most brilliant one I've ever come up with.

Trinity's awesome thesis statement: In the epic poem Beowulf something exciting and controversial happens which will be discussed in three points.

For some reason my teacher didn't like it.  I don't really know why.  *shrugs*  I guess she's just crazy.

Deep Thought of the Day: Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window?  The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out.  Wait –– I guess that’s like a regular window. ~ Jack Handy