trinsy | *looks askance*

I am disturbed by the number of emails I recieve offering to give me free trials of products designed to enlarge my male anatomy.

I AM A GIRL!

Just had to get that off my chest.

Carry on.

Jerry the Frog Spoof Line of the Moment: I’m surprisingly bright and happy for a person just coming out of a place where inhuman specters suck out your soul! ~ Hagrid

Deep Thought of the Day: Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new name for yourself. For instance, let’s say you have chosen the nickname “Fly Head.” Normally you would think that “Fly Head” would mean a person who has beautiful swept-back features, as if flying through the air. But think again. Couldn’t it also mean, “having a head like a fly”? I’m afraid some people might actually think that. ~ Jack Handy