That was a mistake. An hour and a half later, I finally came to my senses and turned it off. Seriously, for being so stupid and boring, those books are scarily addictive. (I have to say, I did love when Bella said something like, "I'm not very interesting." I was like, "Oh, sweetie, I couldn't agree more!") I suspect the tallybonkers are behind it, to be honest. Maybe the brains of idiots taste better. I mean, they were after Frig. (Seriously, just read xlormp already!)
But seriously, Edward and Bella are ridiculous! I loved when Edward was going on and on for way too long to properly hold my attention (learn some pacing, Stephanie, seriously!) about how he went all suicidal back in the first book, and Bella freaked out, and he said something like, "Well I wasn't going to live without you," and then rolled his eyes or something. Umm, okay, you creepy idiot! Sorry I didn't realize how stupid it is to not let my entire life be defined and wrapped up in another person. (But actually, if you ever do reconsider the suicide thing, I'm more than happy to assist you. Just throwing that out there.) And then Bella angsted forever about how much she hates gifts and the fact that people, you know, actually love and care about her and want to celebrate her life. Wow, I never realized before how much being cared about sucks! Thank god I have Twilight to put my life into proper perspective!
[Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go slit my wrists and paint black tears on my cheeks. I just realized I have too many friends and, indeed, birthday and Christmas gifts from said friends, to be properly happy with my life.]